Steady Pizza isn’t your mom’s tech site—we’re the ones publishing raw, unfiltered benchmark data from our lab before press embargoes lift. That means you get real numbers, not repackaged spec sheets. But here’s the deal: we’re not liable if your GPU overheats, your phone cracks, or your wallet gets lighter after you buy that “game-changer” we tested. This isn’t a warranty—it’s a heads-up that tech is risky, and we’re just here to show you the numbers.
Disclaimers: Our data is for informational purposes only. We don’t endorse, recommend, or guarantee any product, service, or outcome. Use our benchmarks to inform your decisions, not to replace your own due diligence. If you trust us over your engineer, that’s on you. We’re not responsible for third-party modifications, hacks, or the inevitable “but it worked on my friend’s PC” debates that follow.
We reserve the right to update, change, or remove content without notice. Our lab tests are snapshots in time—chip architectures evolve, software updates break things, and sometimes our coffee is just bad. If you rely solely on our data and things go sideways, we’re not the ones you’ll be emailing. That’s right—you own the risk here. We’re just the nerds with the thermals.
- No liability for direct, indirect, or consequential damages.
- No guarantees about product longevity, compatibility, or future-proofing.
- No claims of infallibility—our lab’s got more coffee stains than a startup’s first office.
We’re transparent about our methods, but transparency doesn’t mean perfection. If you want a flawless experience, go buy a toaster. We’re here for the chaos.
Still with us? Great. Remember: we’re publishing unembargoed data because we’re obsessed with truth, not because we’re liable for it. Use our info wisely, question everything, and if you’ve got feedback, head to our Contact Us page. We’re not lawyers, but we’ll argue with anyone who says “raw HTML” isn’t the future.